
A few days ago in Math class we had a test. Instead of putting my real name I put ‘The Lone Unicorn.’ Today we got it back, and my teacher called out “Who’s ‘The Lone Unicorn?’” I sheepishly I raised my hand. Then she said “And who’s “The Sparkly Ninja?” The most popular guy in my grade raised his hand. “And Pedro?” That was my best friend. Now I have a date with a Sparkly Ninja, and Pedro is coming over to help. MLIA.
If only I could meet guys like this…



